The Owners

Entrance to the ShowTime Fantasy Football League is based on a few criteria. Mostly, the members of the league just have to actually like you enough to be able to spend 3 hours in the same place as you for the draft. The only way to get kicked out once you are in is to piss enough people off in the league that a vote is called to ban you.* Another way to get banned is to piss off one of the other owner’s wives, because we all know that shit isn’t going to fly.

Without further adieu, here are the current owners:

John M Rutt: The Commissioner and winner of the yearly “Awesome Theoretical Draft, Still Can’t Win” Award
Paul Rutt:  Has perfected the boom or bust draft.  Has mostly busted, but... (2010 Champion)
Paul Rutt: Has perfected the boom or bust draft. Has mostly busted, but… (2010 Champion)
David Cribb:  Loves Everclear, hates bad trade offers
David Cribb: Loves Everclear, hates bad trade offers
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Zach Leake: He’s a fan of the Bills AND Cubs. His sports life is sad.
C.W. Carroll:  The only person who still thinks Tony Romo can win it all
C.W. Carroll: The only person who still thinks Tony Romo can win it all
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Joe Lucas: Enjoys fleecing certain individuals in trades that swing championships. In related news… (2012 Champion)
Jordan Shartzer:  Bad at Madden, but really good at finishing in 2nd place.
Jordan Shartzer: Bad at Madden, but really good at finishing in 2nd place.
Alex Washington:  The Rooney Rule applies to his membership.  Fan of the Rams, so he's used to finishing in the bottom half.
Alex Washington: The Rooney Rule applies to his membership. Fan of the Rams, so he’s used to finishing in the bottom half.
Lucas Dickson:  David Wilson enthusiast.  Still depressed about the Undertaker. (2013 Champion)
Lucas Dickson: David Wilson enthusiast. Still depressed about the Undertaker. (2013 Champion)
Daniel Deavers:  See Lucas, Joe.
Daniel Deavers: See Lucas, Joe.

*The 2009 and 2011 Champions were booted from the league.  Partly because we are sore fucking losers and one pissed off a wife.

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